Boobie Traps... THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

When your 5 year old is napping, opening a bag of potato chips & a can of coke without waking him is like working around a boobie trap from The Goonies or Indiana Jones. You have to do it very slowly & carefully and hope that the end result is you sitting on the couch eating chips, instead of making dinner for a cranky 5 year old.